* Indian airport security is sensitive to the demands of young boys and girls who wish to propose to the girl of their choice at the boarding gate.
* Guns do not kill people. They just make them drunk, groggy and angrier.
* Reincarnations are essentially clones of the same person born even after their "death" .
* All the thoughts of a person's mind are narrated loudly by an invisible celestial fairy
* Hot girls give their phone numbers and address them to random guys
* Dodging bullets is easier when driving
* 1 billion Indians, yet separated at birth during the Kumbh Mela have a 100% chance of meeting later in life with the basis of a single song that the parents might have taught them in childhood.
* If you are chasing villains in a high speed car chase, the Police will sportingly not intervene or challan you for speeding.